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Ticking Away ~ The Sitcom...

 

 

 

 

ADAM

 

 

DYLAN

 

 

 

ADAM

 

 

 

DYLAN

 

ADAM

 

 

DYLAN

 

 

ADAM

 

 

 

DYLAN

 

 

ADAM

 

 

DYLAN

 

ADAM

 

DYLAN

 

SCENE 5

 

CAR INTERIOR

 

We could always walk to the supermarket for lunch one day you know…  It IS only a ten minute walk…  Don’t you believe in exercise?

 

I know…  And we will…  One day…  Only I need to do a bit of a shop today…  Need to get a case of ale in…  Got some mates coming round to watch the game tonight.

 

Are you sure this car is capable of withstanding the weight of a case of beer?  And what’s with all the rubbish in here…  Looks as if someone has mistaken it for a skip?

 

Don’t you knock my wheels…  Been a loyal servant has Austin Powers.

 

I almost forgot…  It has a name...  (RETRIEVING SOMETHING FROM UNDER HIM) What the hell is…  Oh my God…  It’s a bra.

 

(LAUGHS) That’ll be Erica’s…  She was down from Uni last weekend …  (BASHFUL) Couldn’t keep my hands off her.

 

Clearly…  (BEAT) Assuming the poor thing survived the two days of your wild, passionate groping, I trust you shipped her back to college with some semblance of clothing?

 

Of course I did…  (REFLECTS) We’ve been going out for five months now…  I think I’m in love…

 

How sweet…  Pass the sick bucket…  No doubt this car’s got one somewhere.

 

Nothing wrong with my motor…  All it needs is a good service.

 

I would suggest a funeral service.

 

Bog off.

Episode One

 

Old Dog, New Tricks

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