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Ticking Away ~ The Sitcom...

 

 

 

 

 

DYLAN

 

 

WENDY

 

ADAM

 

 

WENDY

 

ADAM

 

WENDY

 

 

DYLAN

 

ADAM

 

 

WENDY

 

 

DYLAN

 

WENDY

 

 

 

ADAM

 

 

WENDY

 

DYLAN

 

WENDY

 

ADAM

 

WENDY

 

ADAM

 

DYLAN

SCENE 6

 

SUPERMARKET

CHECKOUT

 

(GRUNTS AS MAN HANDLES CASE OF LAGER ONTO CHECKOUT BEHIND ADAM)

 

(TO ADAM) Hello…  Need any help with your packing?

 

(LOOKING AT HIS CHEESE AND HAM SANDWICH AND LOW FAT HAZLENUT YOGHURT) I beg your pardon?

 

Packing…  Need any help?

 

Do you think I’m some kind of retard?

 

I dunno…  You’re one of those gits, ain’t ya?  My mate Kath and me, we pass your office every day…  Gits…  Always makes us laugh.

 

Global IT Solutions…  We develop…

 

I think she was right first time…  (BEAT) So…  (LOOKS AT NAME BADGE) Wendy…  What makes you think I’m a git then?

 

Dunno really…  You just look like one…  One of those computer geeks…  Like that fat bloke in Jurassic Park...  Do you do stuff like that?

 

Not really…  But Adam here once built a talking photocopier.

 

Why?  Wouldn’t anyone else talk to you?  My mate Kath once went out with a computer anorak once...  Bored the pants off her…  Only he didn’t…   If you know what I mean.

 

(GETTING AGGITATED) I don’t wish to spoil this little soirée, but my yoghurt’s getting warm.

 

Hark at ‘im…  He is a git, ain’t he?  (LAUGHS)

 

A little on the sensitive side today.

 

Is he your dad?  He should get out more.  One pound seventy-nine please.

 

(PAYING) Tell me Wendy…  Seriously…  Do I really look like a geek?

 

Aw…  Ain’t he sweet?  (BEAT) Just like the bloke my mate Kath met.

 

Right…  That’s it.  (STORMS OFF)

 

Hey…  Adam…  (SOUNDING CONCERNED) Come back mate…  (BEAT) Let’s talk about this…  (BEAT) Aren’t you going to help me with this Stella?

Episode One

 

Old Dog, New Tricks

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